The Silver World

Mom, you said everyone in the family has gold*... but I don't!

Anyway! I love Saturday, Sunday and Summer. And holidays, and my birthday, and Christmas and Christmas Eve. Yummy Christmas cookies! I wonder what Valentines I"m getting.

I have a great game called JetPack JoyRide. I'm pretty sneaky (well, only sometimes, not all the time.) I like making things, apparently. I love tea.

OK. Let's focus! Yeah.

I'm hot. No, I"m cold. No, I'm hot, no I"m cold MOM: I AM NOT GOING TO TYPE HOT COLD STUFFTHIS ANYMORE JOJO.

Fine.

Whatever.

Let's get back to the story. Stompees Stompeez** are actually cute.) I have bunnies so their ears pop up. MINE'S  has blue eyes and everything else is blue and white and the rest is me.(AND PINK).

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(One Direction song is sung; Laura also refuses to transcribe this.) 

HEY! One direction is from England. Except for me.

(One Direction song is sung some more; Laura still refuses to transcribe this.) 

Oh COME ON! You've got to be kidding me.

SO. SuperJOJO to the rescue. Heel, heel, heel and step and run run run run and then you do the superman pose and then you would run and then do the opposite foot, that's a little thing I made up. It's called a SUPERJOJO.

Moving on. I only have 8 dollars! I need help getting more money. My mom's friend Thea said if I pull out the weeds from her garden and I would get two dollars. I was wondering if Nada could do that too. I hope Thea can hire both of us.

Oh, and by the way, one of the "ads" I was talking about includes the Human Mop. Don't do that anywhere, thanks for watching.

Oh, and by the way, you could do that in the, the, the (come on, think, Jojo!) Oh, right! In the Key Foods Grocery Store, with the only slippery floors. Thanks for watching, folks.

Bye!! GOODbye, goodbye.







* Jojo knows that Grandpapa bought a little gold nugget for each of his kids.

** SLippers.

hi world! 
Whatchadooin? Sigh. I just read my Saige Book—she's the GIrl of the Year! And my other American girl doll probably can't be the Girl of the Year because it's a just like me doll. 

Me and my mom are both wearing bathrobes. My mom makes a lot of typing mistakes. Ha ha ha ha!!! I eawann get myars pierced for the Fourth of July! Yeah! Yay! Christmas is coming! And my birthday—October! (she almost wrote Oxctober.) 

OK. Work it Jojo, work it! 

I love socks, they make you slippery!!!! 

My mom's funny... and ME! And my dad. 

Well, almost everyone I know is funny. I love flipping my mom's pony tail. I said like, not love. HEY! Oh fine. Whatever. Hey!! Hmpf! Teee hee hee. 

Well, what do you have to say for yourself? Please say something! Bye! GOODbye. 

Bonjour! I am in the School of American Ballet. I go to P.S. 85. I am in 2nd grade, and we are on the 2nd floor. I love to travel and learn new things. I, for one, love animals. They are amazing and astouding. All are unique, like humans. I have two American girl dolls. I want the Josefina one, too. My mom, well, she might me buy a thermos. I have a bunch of friends and I would like them to have a lemonade stand with me. Well, one. Named Nada. She's 10. (Phone rings, Nada is calling.) I love to do art. Nada has a cat named Mishmish, who's so soft. Also there's a dog named Prince across the street—he's so cute! I'm great at puzzles. My mom's name is Laura, my dad's name is Mike—well, Michael. I have two cousins named Lauren, she's 10, one named Harrison, he's 8. I have a lot of aunts, I'll tell you some of their names: Phoebe, Tessa, Julie, Sarah, great aunt Laurie and great aunt Kate. Here are some of my uncles: Casey, Dave, Tim, Uncle Ron, Uncle Tom. Ok. Well. I do love flowers. And me and my friend, when were were at Smurfs 2, went to the PhotoBooth. I love 1Direction and I love the Sound of Music. The Hills are alive!! I have a good book called Mothstorm. It's amazing. I haven't read all of it. I have a teacher named Ms. Kammerman. I love music and TV. And anything with the Internet. And reading and art and painting and Junie B. Jones, too. FLowers flowers flowers. And vermont! I love places! Flowers. Vermont. and movies. I can raise one eybrow, and whistle. (whoo whoo) I can wink. It's AWESOME! COOL! and FANTASTIC! Like everything I've said so far. And by the way, I'm funny. WHen Nada and I went to the grocery store, there was a TV, so we made ads for all the things for sale.