Hi!

Hi! How ya doin', world? Well, I am writing a blog. Of course I am, because then I wouldn't be writing here now. But now let's get to the point: 

(Mama, what's the point?)  

... 

(No, seriously, what is it?) 

I got it! 

I got a lot of money. Like, 90 or 100 dollars or something, I'm not sure. Don't ask. Don't know what I'm saving for. Oh, ok, I do (Isabelle the American Girl Doll of 2014), but I don't know the OTHER things I'm saving for. 

Ok. I'm 7 and a half years old! 

I'm reading a book called Flora and Ulysses. By the way, Flora is a human cynic and Ulysses is a superhero squirrel. Oh oh and also I'm reading the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe. I like Lucy and Susan and The Professor and Peter and Edmund too. You know the Professor's pretty logical. Oh, that evil witch! Mr. Tummis seems really nice. And the Beaver family! 

I like Spotify. I'm listening to it right now. It's right now on a radio mix based on Taylor Swift -- I really like "Stay Stay  Stay" by her. I also like One Direction and Katy Perry and KidzBop radio and also These Boots are Made for Walking by Nancy Sinatra. 

I like websites. For instance, one called AnimalJam.com. It looks like this: 

I go to the School of American Ballet. I go Mondays and Wednesdays. I take the subway there, it's in Manhattan in Lincoln Center. Oh, and my friend in ballet is named Nicole. We do the basics (like plies, first position, second positions, etc) and then we move on to different ones (like batman jete which means "to throw" in French. )  Actually, ballet was invented by Italy and then it moved on to France. 

I go to PS85Q. It's really fun and we have nice teachers but I want Ms. Griner my first grade teacher back. Waaa! I miss her very much. 

Oh and Mama plays this game called Ingress (on the Green Team) but I like animaljam more (it's on the computer, not the phone.) Also I like Doodlejump. My doodle is named Vicky - it's like all paper, but on a phone or a tablet. Ah, Doodlejump. 

Goodbye!

The 

end

Rainbow Loom

Hi. Remember me? Hunh, hunh, remember? So! We are talking about rainbow looms. They are pretty popular in NY (short for New York). Okay! So. You can make a lot of things out of them. I made a net with the rubber bands, but I only have one ring. I want one for Christmas!!!! 

 Ok. Got it. Let's see. Where was I? Oh yeah, I do want it for Christmas. SOMEONE GET IT FOR ME, I BEG OF YOU. Ok, but not everybody.

So. Rainbow Loom is pretty popular and the guy who invented it is name Something Ng, from Vietnam. He moved to AmeriCanada when he was a boy. He had a daughter, YEAH! named what? No idea. Hey Whatever.  Rainbow loom bands come in all different colors, ta
ht's why it's called rainbow, but you really loom the bands together. Rubber bands. THey're pretty cool, in my opinion.

This is what a rainbow loom bracelet looks like.
ohh!

So the pattern is white pink white pink white pink then all pink and green. The yellow in the picture is really green in real life.

That's the end of our rainbow loom chatter... yay yay, give us comments, yeah!

To: Someone,
From: Josephine (and Laura the typist)

Moving!

I am going to change my room!

Not really. Because I'm only going to have a new bed and a new floor.... with no carpet! And a new mattress. And if I play my cards right, my mom will paint my wall... yeah! I'm not sure which color.

Well, I'm not really moving... I'm just moving my stuff. And getting a new bed, and a new floor and a new mattress.

Howdy, partner! Hmm, hmmm..... Let's see. AH! Idea! No no no no no idea.

Guess what? All but one of my stuffed animals in a big bag weighs 25 pounds. Isn't that cool?

I also coach my mom. That means I teach her how to run fast, how to hide well, and how to be sneaky. Isn't that cool? I get to be the boss... yeah! That's alive.

Can I have a popsicle?
(—No.
—No, write that!)

Can I have a popsicle?

Why did you write that two times?
—I wrote it exactly like it happened.
—Oooh. Hmmph!

Guess what, it's fall! Soon winter is coming. I'm going to a pah-tay! A pajama party! It's not really a sleepover, just a party. It's a girl named Lyla's party, to work on her Lylatov, with her mom. A Lylatov is a mosnter that's cute. (That's my opinion.)

THE COOL STYLE

hi what  you doing  i for one am doing a blog you know that.soooooo you will love my blog!!!! now the moint of solong.  i don't now about you but i'am feel'n 22 .  GO to spotify

bye

 

Canadian Fun

Canada was so much fun, if you ask me. Vancouver had Granville Island, which had a Kids' Market... YEAH!!! Yeah yeah yeah! Ok. You could win tickets to get prizes, there was a bounce house, and it closes at 6. When you win tickets, that come out of the game machines, if it says NO TICKETS that means I think you shouldn't play that game, because it wouldn't give you tickets. I one time got 103 and 105 tickets... altogether 208 tickets!!!

THe hotels were AWESOME. Especially in Vancouver, and also Victoria. I didn't like the Seattle one. You had to share a bathroom! I mean, REALLY! And it didnt' have wireless. Don't go there. But go to the Josephinium, that was downstairs, yeah (well, really, on the same block.)

It was the best vacation ever. Well, not really because I can't decide.

This picture of the mountains is from the plane from Seattle to New York. 

This is me and my dad at a museum, making some music. I'm on this drum... COOL drum! 

The cheetah movie is from a museum we saw. It's lenticular, so don't believe it's real! 

This is is of my mom and dad just waking up from their sleep. 

There's me and my mom at a Japanese restaurant. See that drink there? It's Jasmine Tea. 

Since hockey is famous in Vancouver, me and my dad were pretending to be in the hockey.  I would have been the Canadian, but the step for children was with the blue team. (Well, I could've fitted in the red one, I just like blue.)  

Here's me pretending to steer a wheel on a boat. Doesn't it look so realistic? Cool... the cool style. (That's something new my friend made up.) 

Here's a panorama of me and my dad watching the boats from the Vancouver Olympic Area. And we were watching the sea planes take off and gooooodbye!  

The Silver World

Mom, you said everyone in the family has gold*... but I don't!

Anyway! I love Saturday, Sunday and Summer. And holidays, and my birthday, and Christmas and Christmas Eve. Yummy Christmas cookies! I wonder what Valentines I"m getting.

I have a great game called JetPack JoyRide. I'm pretty sneaky (well, only sometimes, not all the time.) I like making things, apparently. I love tea.

OK. Let's focus! Yeah.

I'm hot. No, I"m cold. No, I'm hot, no I"m cold MOM: I AM NOT GOING TO TYPE HOT COLD STUFFTHIS ANYMORE JOJO.

Fine.

Whatever.

Let's get back to the story. Stompees Stompeez** are actually cute.) I have bunnies so their ears pop up. MINE'S  has blue eyes and everything else is blue and white and the rest is me.(AND PINK).

are nice (

(One Direction song is sung; Laura also refuses to transcribe this.) 

HEY! One direction is from England. Except for me.

(One Direction song is sung some more; Laura still refuses to transcribe this.) 

Oh COME ON! You've got to be kidding me.

SO. SuperJOJO to the rescue. Heel, heel, heel and step and run run run run and then you do the superman pose and then you would run and then do the opposite foot, that's a little thing I made up. It's called a SUPERJOJO.

Moving on. I only have 8 dollars! I need help getting more money. My mom's friend Thea said if I pull out the weeds from her garden and I would get two dollars. I was wondering if Nada could do that too. I hope Thea can hire both of us.

Oh, and by the way, one of the "ads" I was talking about includes the Human Mop. Don't do that anywhere, thanks for watching.

Oh, and by the way, you could do that in the, the, the (come on, think, Jojo!) Oh, right! In the Key Foods Grocery Store, with the only slippery floors. Thanks for watching, folks.

Bye!! GOODbye, goodbye.







* Jojo knows that Grandpapa bought a little gold nugget for each of his kids.

** SLippers.

hi world! 
Whatchadooin? Sigh. I just read my Saige Book—she's the GIrl of the Year! And my other American girl doll probably can't be the Girl of the Year because it's a just like me doll. 

Me and my mom are both wearing bathrobes. My mom makes a lot of typing mistakes. Ha ha ha ha!!! I eawann get myars pierced for the Fourth of July! Yeah! Yay! Christmas is coming! And my birthday—October! (she almost wrote Oxctober.) 

OK. Work it Jojo, work it! 

I love socks, they make you slippery!!!! 

My mom's funny... and ME! And my dad. 

Well, almost everyone I know is funny. I love flipping my mom's pony tail. I said like, not love. HEY! Oh fine. Whatever. Hey!! Hmpf! Teee hee hee. 

Well, what do you have to say for yourself? Please say something! Bye! GOODbye.